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Jackie Is Boring

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

letsallgotothelobby:

We’ve hooked you up to a machine that will slowly boil your organs. What happens next will warm your heart.

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

So HLN stands for Headline News but when I first saw it I thought it stood for Hispanic Language Network. I spent a couple of really confused months wondering why they kept speaking English.

yoyotrohman:

imonhiatusfromthisdamnedwesbite:

you could shove any twenty one pilots lyric onto a picture of trees and i will think it’s beautiful

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sleepingwithmiceandparamore:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

^^ that’s pretty accurate right there haha

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

bluegallifreyan:

yaboi2quick:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

currency

This is my homeland ;; u ;;

lukeyd:

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This happy little spider has just found out we have over 2000 followers! 
Thank you all! 

lukeyd:

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This happy little spider has just found out we have over 2000 followers! 

Thank you all!